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The WORST Read-Aloud Book Ever
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From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of P is for Pterodactyl comes another hilarious fresh look at the English language! A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture...
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See moreIn the vein of Eats, Shoots, and Leaves, this delightful new book places pairs of similar-sounding sentences together and illustrates them in two hilariously different ways. These illustrations gone awry highlight how absurd the English language can be. But, have no fear!
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From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of P is for Pterodactyl comes another hilarious fresh look at the English language!
A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL!
What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud:
The mummy prepared farro for dinner.
The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner.
Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words.
This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language.
"Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency forNo Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... and brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."-The Wall Street Journal
"If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy ofNo Reading Allowedfor yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"-Imagination Soup
Product Details
INFORMATION
Barcode: 9781728206592
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc
Format: Hardback
Date Published: 10 December 2020
Country: United States
Imprint: Sourcebooks Explore
Contributors:
- Illustrated by Bryce Gladfelter
Audience: Children
DIMENSIONS
Length: 12.0mm
Width: 223.0mm
Height: 290.0mm
Weight: 501g
Pages: 48
About the Author
Raj Haldar (Author) Raj Haldar is the author of the #1 New York Times Bestselling picture book, P is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever. But, for close to a decade, he has been better known as Lushlife, the rapper, producer, and multi-instrumentalist. In that time, he's amassed a fervent global fanbase and released award-winning viral music videos that highlight his erudite lyrics. The Sunday New York Times describes his work as "an intoxicating mix of captivating rhymes with audacious, gorgeous production." So it should come as no surprise that Haldar has made the leap into the world of children's literature. His latest book entitled, This Book is Banned gives young readers a lighthearted entrypoint to begin understanding the dangers of book banning and censorship. His work has been featured by The Washington Post, Interview Magazine, VICE, Pitchfork, Village Voice, Mental Floss, BBC, SPIN and more! Raj currently lives on the Upper West Side of Manhattan with his wife and two young daughters. https://linktr.ee/lush.vida - Raj Haldar social media, music, books + more! Chris Carpenter (Author) CHRIS CARPENTER is a software developer for a tech startup in New York. Bryce Gladfelter (Author) An adventurer at heart, BRYCE GLADFELTER honed his skills in the arts during hours spent drawing on trains and buses, people watching in markets, and wandering the natural world. Bryce's illustrations are featured in magazines and product labels around the US. He currently resides in Philadelphia, PA.
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