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The Unicorn Poop Joke Book

By Jack B. Quick
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What do you call a unicorn with no horn? Completely pointless! This wacky book is packed to bursting with hilarious, kid-friendly jokes about wizards, mermaids and magical creatures... not to mention zany zoos, funny fairy tales, and enchanted unicorn poop! The cheeky, irreverent tone, and chucklesome... Read More
Format: Paperback / softback
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What do you call a unicorn with no horn? Completely pointless! This wacky book is packed to bursting with hilarious, kid-friendly jokes about wizards, mermaids and magical creatures... not to mention zany zoos, funny fairy tales, and enchanted unicorn poop! The cheeky, irreverent tone, and chucklesome illustrations will have you laughing your socks off. Ideal for children aged 6+.

Product Details

INFORMATION

Barcode: 9781838575151

Publisher: Arcturus Publishing Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 08 June 2020

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Arcturus

Illustration: Paperback

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Gareth Conway
  • Illustrated by Gareth Conway

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Length: 6.0mm

Width: 176.0mm

Height: 200.0mm

Weight: 233g

Pages: 96

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About the Author

Jack B. Quick is a world-expert in the field of Mirth Studies, and has been writing pun-tastic gags for children his whole life. He graduated from the Institute of Hilarity in Chuckleville with a PhD way back in 1902, and hasn't changed his socks since. His favourite bone of the human body is the humerus.
Disclaimer: Dr. Quick accepts no legal responsibility for the splitting of sides, slapping of thighs, dropping of jaws, or tickling of ribs.

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